What our prayers sound like to God

As usual, I'm up early and writing and surfing and my cat Winnie (Whinny is more like it!) will not leave me alone. For the last hour she's been making irritating yowly sounds at me because I won't feed her yet. I keep on telling her, "Honey, you'll get what you get when you get it", (thanks C!) but that sort of tough love hasn't been cutting it.

The end of Daylight Savings Time has been hard on her too!

Anyone have suggestions on how to soothe an obsessive-compulsive, overeating fat-cat?